We've already discussed the complete, audacious beauty that is the
2011 Cadillac CTS Coupe. Not only is it one of the most attractive designs to come out of
General Motors in decades, but it's arguably one of the best-looking vehicles on the road today, proving that
Cadillac (and GM, for that matter) is once again capable of delivering world-class designs.
Sexy? Yes. But can she cook?
We don't have many complaints about the 304-horsepower, direct-injection
3.6-liter V6 found under the hood of the standard Coupe. It certainly
means well and does a good enough job of keeping the CTS experience
entertaining, but we'd be liars if we didn't say we'd rather have a
powerplant with a few more stones – 252 more, to be exact.
Enter the 2011 Cadillac CTS-V Coupe. It has a supercharged V8 that makes
556 horsepower. It comes with a six-speed manual transmission as
standard equipment. It's under $65,000. Not only that, but the larger
cojones
found on the V sedan are translated into the coupe's styling, making
for a car that's at once audacious and vicious, with a beating heart of
total lunacy.
In the late 1990s, General Motors gave us the Opel-derived bar of soap
known as the Cadillac Catera, telling us that it was "The Caddy That
Zigs." But the Catera is long gone (good riddance) and we've found a
candidate that's more worthy of carrying on that short-lived tagline.
Take your blood pressure medicine, folks – the CTS-V Coupe is here. And
it does a lot more than simply zig or zag – it utterly dominates the
high-powered sports coupe segment.
All of the design attributes we love in the CTS Coupe – the wedgy,
slashtacular angles of the side profile, the seductively shapely hind
quarters, the center-mount rear exhaust – are amply amplified on the V.
The overall exterior dimensions are exactly the same as the base coupe,
but the V-specific styling cues, namely the bulgier hood, sharper front
grille, larger fog-light surrounds and the exposed dual pipes of the
exhaust, define the strong character lines and overall shape. These
steroid-enhanced visuals drive home the point that the CTS-V means
serious business. It'll certainly draw a crowd, as we found out on
several occasions during our test. In fact, one small town store owner
closed up shop for ten minutes just so he and his staff could ogle the V
out in the parking lot.
The sedan's 19-inch wheels wrapped in low-profile Michelin Pilot Sport
PS2 tires (255/40-series up front, 285/35 out back) are carried over to
the Coupe, and hidden behind those wheels are the same large brakes,
measuring 15-inches up front and 14.7-inches in the rear. Still, the
whole CTS-V package is arguably more attractive with the two rear doors
lopped off. The shorter body and lower stance work well with the bolder
design elements, and we'll once again reiterate how much we love the
Corvette-style hidden pushbutton door handles – an expensive piece of technology that we're glad to see getting more use outside of the
Chevrolet dealership. With a profile that's so strong, ordinary door handles couldn't do the Coupe justice.


But while the CTS Coupe's design is world class on the outside, it poses
a few problems once you pass beyond those fancy door openers. Most
noticeably, the raked rear window and chunky C-pillar make for
obstructive blind spots, and even though Cadillac says that it's lowered
the seat height by two inches to compensate for the squatter roofline,
we're having a hard time believing what we're told, especially with the
ultra-comfortable and supportive Recaro chairs up front. But holy jeez
do we love these seats, and if you're shopping CTS-V Coupe, you'd be a
total fool not to option up for them.
The rest of the V Coupe's interior is exactly the same as what you'll
find in the standard CTS, which nowadays is simply competitive, at best.
For a car that carries a price tag of over $60,000, you'd be right to
expect higher-quality leather, plastic and wood, but this is still a
chapter that GM tells us is being rewritten, and for the sake of
long-term livability and sustainability, the ink can't dry quick enough.



It's easy to focus on the so-so quality of the CTS Coupe's interior when
you're only dealing with the 304-horsepower V6, but when you have 556
raging stallions at your disposal, you realize that GM's R&D money
went into the right place. All it takes is the sound of the V8 catching
fire for you to think less and less about wanting more touchable
surfaces aside of those found on the steering wheel, pedals and gear
shifter. And speaking of that lever, if Cadillac is going to hand out
CTS-Vs fitted with the Hydra-Matic 6L90 six-speed automatic
transmission, the paddle-shifters need some serious rethinking. With
your hands resting at the standard nine-and-three position, you need to
really extend your fingers to properly click the cheap plastic nubs
mounted on the back of the steering wheel. The easy solution? Get the
Tremec TR6060 manual cogswapper (not that the auto is a slouch –
just ask John Heinricy).
The CTS-V Coupe's acceleration is simply staggering, and with your foot
pressed to the floor, you'll hit 60 miles per hour just before "four
Mississippi" escapes your lips. Asking the rear wheels to distribute 556
horsepower and 551 pound-feet of twist is a big task, and you can
easily squeal the tires from every stop, even with traction control
fully engaged. It's all in good fun, though as we like a car that bites
back. The engine and exhaust noise emitted under hard acceleration
further stimulates the thrill of full-throttle thrust, especially since
there's a split second in which you only hear the roar of the 6.2-liter
LSA V8 before the supercharger finishes spooling. Just as you start to
take in the grumble from that fierce piece of all-American aluminum
muscle, the supercharger's whine takes over; the two noises playing
together in symphonic harmony.
Even though an autobox-equipped CTS-V Coupe weighs in at a relatively
portly 4,237 pounds, the added 1.6 inches of width combined with the
Magnetic Ride Control suspension setup make for sheer bliss when
storming through corners. Putting both the suspension and transmission
into Sport mode liven things up, with the MagneRide monitoring and
adjusting damping rates every millisecond and the transmission altering
the way it holds and dispatches cogs to keep you in the powerband as you
enter, move through and exit a turn. There's always power on tap when
you need it, and the CTS-V is not afraid to maintain a gear up to the
redline when asked. The full 556 horses aren't available until 6,100
RPM, but having 551 lb-ft of torque at 3,800 RPM means you're riding
smooth up and above 4K.
Steering inputs are immediately followed through at the front wheels
with no noticeable vagueness, and the V Coupe's 54/46 front/rear weight
distribution kills any sort of nose-heavy, understeer-prone tendencies.
What's more, putting the Stabilitrak in competitive mode lets the rear
end move a bit more freely while still keeping things in line. There's
nearly no need to fully disengage the traction control during spirited
drives on public roads, and we're totally okay with the fact that you
have to hold the steering wheel-mounted traction control button for
quite some time to completely turn off the nannies. Switch it off,
though, and the CTS-V Coupe becomes a burnout machine capable of some
serious antics. And if things do get ridiculously out of control, the
six-piston front and four-piston rear Brembos provide ample and easily
modulated stopping power – not to mention some serious brake dust after
long stints of hard driving.



With the suspension set to Tour and the transmission left in its default
setting, the CTS-V Coupe is as brilliant around town as it is out on
the twisties. It's comfortable for long stretches of highway cruising
and has enough damping power to soften broken stretches of pavement more
than you'd expect from a car with such abbreviated sidewalls. When the
need for power arises, the V willingly responds, but when it isn't
tasked to be anything more than a muscle car wearing a tuxedo, it's
graciously tamed.
Would we have one over the sedan? Hard to say. Ginsuing off the two rear
doors, resculpting the body and only marginally improving the driving
dynamics warrants nearly a $1,000 price increase over the four-door, but
even so, at $62,990, the CTS-V Coupe is a serious bargain. An
Audi S5 is cheaper and has a better interior, but the Cadillac can run circles around the
Audi every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
BMW M6?
No thanks – it's remarkably more expensive and has too many digital
safeguards in place before the V10's power can be unleashed. Ford's
Shelby GT500 provides a compelling argument, but we'll pass on the comparatively pedestrian
Mustang line when we can have something that's as precise, refined and, we'll say it again –
sexy – as the Cadillac.
But the best part about the CTS-V Coupe is that, when it joins the sedan
and upcoming Sport Wagon later this year – and we're on the edge of our
Recaros for that last one – it will stand out as the most attractive
vehicle in a full line of supercharged Caddies. We'd probably buy the
wagon, but we'd kick ourselves every day for not getting the two-door.
The sedan would save us the most money, but it's not nearly as
functional or eye-catching as the load lugger, and it's bound to be more
common. For the first time in quite a while, Cadillac has given us too
many choices – not too few. But as conundrums go, this is one we can
live with.